9/14/2009

30 Simpsons Newspaper Headlines!

Here are 30 newspaper headlines that most people probably overlook when they are watching The Simpsons. Some of them are funny, some of them don't make sense and some of them are just downright nuts!









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Ivan Jaime said...

You forgot the one with from teh cat burglar episode:

"'Asleep at the Switch' I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"

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Ahhh yeah... D'oh!

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