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Why Hollywood is Dead?

2009-11-07T19:14:00.000-08:00

This post is way overdue. What has happened to originality and good actors? A lot of "good actors" now use the dead pan actor technique to get where they are now. I can name a few if you want, Robert Pattinson, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen... I can name more trust me. If you are not familiar with dead pan, just watch any other film these people have been in and you will see they use the same acting in every role, same with Samuel L. Jackson and Robert De Niro. I guess you can't blame someone for not being able to act... but you can go ahead and blame the shitty directors.

A lot of writers and directors have been pulling shit out of there asses and just getting lazy and making Novels and Comic Books into movies. Even children books!! WTF? I think I can speak for everyone and say "I WANT A GOOD MOVIE!" Here this one looks promising... I don't care if its a horror or a drama or even a fucking musical. Give me something good!

7 Eleven...

2009-10-14T16:03:00.000-07:00

Its been about Eleven days since I posted something. Its also been 7 days since I have had a good day. I need to move out of my apartment soon and im running out of weed. I was sick last week and Ive been feeling kinda weak. I think I may have diabetes or some sort of B-12 shortage going on. Enough about me. Lets get to the links and stuff.

Torrents are sweet... sometimes File sharing sites can be better.

This guy is named "Andre the Cage"... you'll see.

Sweet pic, I already put it on tumblr. So like feel free to do it again.

Sweet cakes for Halloween.

Bad names for junk food...

Sweet Looking Watchmen Cakes!

Need to find a comic book store near you...?

Tumblr and More...

2009-10-02T16:23:00.001-07:00

I was starting to think that tumblr was sweet, I was also starting to think that social networking is dumb. I enjoy posting random crap here on blogspot, no one reads it but I really don't care. Tumblr gives you an incentive by letting you know how popular you are with every post. Tumblr is just another social networking pice of shit. I climbed the charts on tumblr, then dropped back down because I put my experiment on pause. I realize I have more important things to do than to gain more tumblarity. Thats all... Ohh snap check out this discovery I made!!

WWE offers Kanye West 10 million to wrestle?

2009-09-22T12:01:00.000-07:00

Yeah I though the same thing to! Wtf? No way! What a joke. Even if he did give Taylor Swift and Beyonce more publicity. The WWE doesent need any more of that. He is already a big time artist and so is Beyonce and Taylor Swift. Anyways the WWE is prepared to offer him 10 million dollars to appear for 2 shows and one PPV.

Seriously he is actually concidering it. Knowing him he would do it just to show the world that he aint scared of shit. They also said he would only be doing "light wrestling". In any case, I know I stopped watching wrestling religiously for a reason. I am an exthiest. No need to watch shit religiously. Heres my source. (NODQ - WWE offers Kanye West 10 million to wrestle? )

Dr. Doom!

2009-09-21T18:46:00.001-07:00

This is suppose to be black and white. I colored it myself. Tumblr that comic books!

Springfield Shopper Update!

2009-09-21T18:26:00.001-07:00

Its been 3 days since I started the tumblr about the newspaper headlines from The Simpsons. I started out with zero "tumblarity", now within 3 days my tumblarity is now at 69. I don't know if thats good, but it certainly is better than zero. My mission continues. Lets see how this plays out. Readers of Something To Blog, check it out! Springfield Shopper

Springfield Shopper

2009-09-20T10:13:00.000-07:00

This morning I began an experiment. I finally decided to start a tumbler. I posted a blog called 30 Simpsons Newspaper Headlines and I decided since I have soo many of these images, why not start a tumbler and see if I can post them all.

The project is to see how quickly I can become popular on tumblr. I would like to be realistic and see if out of the millions of tumblr's if I could reach at least the top 200. I guess we will see how this progresses. Hope you enjoy all the headlines! Springfield Shopper

Eric Randall Matthews VS. Everyone

2009-09-19T16:57:00.000-07:00

I have noticed that no matter how hard everyone tries, no one will ever be as stupid as Eric Matthews. Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Al Bundy, Bud Bundy seriously the list goes on and on. Eric Matthews is indeed the champion of idiots. My cousin brought this up to me last night as I was stoned outta my mind... I still don't remember exactly what we talked about but I do remember talking about Eric. Here is a quick summary of who he is.

Eric Randall Matthews is the elder brother of Cory. He begins the show as a suave, popular young man, who constantly dates, in contrast to Cory's dorkier image. Eric's character changes mid-series from cool elder brother to psychotic elder brother, when he's made more of the comic relief. Eric often plays off his hero and mentor, Mr. Feeny. Though Eric and Feeny are not originally seen as having a close relationship, the two develop a bond. Eric often tells Mr. Feeny "you know I'm your favorite!" Although Eric appears to have a looser grasp of reality later on and demonstrates an ambiguous moral compass throughout the series, he still holds true that friendship should never cease and he cares very deeply for the feelings of others. A common, recurring theme is that Eric is far smarter and savvier than he appears and has hidden, untapped potential, and is often impressing his friends and family who underestimate him.

Now that you know who he is stay tuned for some updates either made by me or captaincook or blogging away in LA. We will be discussing the topic of Eric and the topic of boy meets world as one of the most inconsistent shows of all time.

Korg microSAMPLER!

2009-09-19T01:38:00.000-07:00

Update on the Korg microSAMPLER. Well I watched the video. Here are the features. Unless you wanna watch the video then go right ahead.

* 37 key (Natural Touch Mini Keyboard with Velocity) \
* 8 user bank (A ~ H), 1 ROM bank
* 5 types of sampling (LOOP / ONE SHOT / GATE / AUTO NEXT / KEY GATE)
* Sample rates of 48kHz – 24kHz – 12kHz – 6kHz
* Approximately 160 seconds per one bank (Mono / 48kHz sampling rate at 159.7 seconds)
* Up to 14 voice poly (stereo / mono regardless)
* 64,000 note sequencer (one per bank notes (16,000 notes max in one pattern))
* 96 ticks / quarter note resolution (real-time recording)
* MIDI IN, OUT and USB
* DC9V or alkaline 6 x AA batteries = giving 3 hours battery life approximately
* 516 (W) x 238 (D) x 65 (H) mm
* Weight of 1.9kg
* Software editor for Windows: Microsoft Windows XP SP3 or later, Microsoft Windows Vista SP1 or later Mac: Mac OS X 10.4 or later

Random Stonednesss Post #11

2009-09-19T01:10:00.000-07:00

Like the description says, "just random links and stuff". So like enjoy the random links and stuff. Keeping it small, because I am stoned. No seriously. I'm baked. Like I am surprised I can type this well. Actually as I was typing, most of the words I typed were all underlined with the "red squiggle". Means I'm stoned. Yeah so give me feedback on the banner and overall appearance of my new template. I wanna try and keep one that will be remembered.

XP Phone now accepting pre-orders worldwide. Looks damn good.

Case-Mate offers $0.99 iPhone recession case...

KORG places an iPhone pocket in its microSAMPLER.

12 Cool Bench Ads!

Now thats a beer pong table!

Boxers before and after.

Now I gotta post some random pic of the day thing. Well no not really. I just started that with this post. I might do it form now on.

(click to view larger size)

Hello Remixes

2009-09-18T16:29:00.001-07:00

As you may have noticed I really don't have much to say about anytihng here on blogger. I kinda just relay news, links and other stuff I find online here. Well If anyone has ever bothered to click on my myspace profile, you may have noticed that I make music. I use software and samples to make music. (Don't let the software part fool you) I can play guitar, I am familiar with drum machines and analog synthesizers. I have remixed some songs and I have made some original stuff. You can download some of my mixes by clicking on the links below. Also one mans trash is another mans treasure. Sweet come up by TRANEoneR

New Order - Dracula's Castle
Basement Jaxx - Romeo

30 Simpsons Newspaper Headlines!

2009-09-14T17:33:00.000-07:00

Here are 30 newspaper headlines that most people probably overlook when they are watching The Simpsons. Some of them are funny, some of them don't make sense and some of them are just downright nuts!

I Am Hungry, Now Check Out These Links!

2009-09-13T21:05:00.000-07:00

Sorry "No time for love Dr. Jones" now click on the links and "re-interest" yourself.

Awesome Pacman Game Chair Design! Careful he bites...

An exciting scene from the new Star Tours at Disneyland!

Jules Laptop Decals Keep Bad Eyes Away.

Snow White Vinyl Decals For Your Laptop.

Weird Teddy Bear USB Flash Drive

Frank Mir "I Can Beat Fedor"

Breaking news: Jeff Hardy arrested

New Order Rare Blue Monday Japanese Vinyl!

2009-09-13T20:46:00.000-07:00

Damn! I was just looking for some New Order vinyl and all of a sudden the first thing to pop up was this $1,500.00 Japanese copy! I guess its rare! Here are the details and some pics! I wonder if anyone is willing purchase this for the price. I know if I was rolling in dough I would probably be a sucker and buy it. (here's the link)

New Order Blue Monday JAPAN ONLY PROMO 7” Joy Division
Description

For sale is a copy of the unbelievably rare Japanese promo 7” of Blue Monday/Confusion from 1983. Made by Nippon Columbia to promote New Order’s first releases in Japan, only 25 were ever manufactured. Today it is considered by many collectors to be the Holy Grail of New Order rarities.

Three things in particular make this item unique and particularly sought after.

1) It has totally unique sleeve art - a grey-on-yellow tilted Factory symbol.

2) This is the only 100% official version of Blue Monday to be made on 7” format - all others in the UK and elsewhere were manufactured on 12” (although there was a quasi/unoffical Polish Tonpress 45).

3) Perhaps most importantly, this record offers a completely unique mix of the song - a Blue Monday edit timing 4:09, as opposed to 7-minute+ standard version.

Finally, a potentially fourth unique aspect of this record is that it uniquely pairs the A-side with Confusion on the flip.

All in all, an essential collectible!!

The Hangover 2

2009-09-10T00:30:00.000-07:00

What a day its been. I wake up early to go to work, come back home and sleep. Highlight of the day was watching The Hangover. My roommates dad got a hold of it before its release on DVD. I've already seen it at the movies, so its my second time. Always nice to see it a second time. I was looking up Zach Galifianakis because I think he sounds a lot like this voice actor from Eek the Cat (Bill Kopp).

(not an actual poster)

Oh yeah and uhh I stumbled upon this... The Hangover 2! Thats right, looks like they are planning a sequel. Not much detail on it yet. Check it out on Wikipedia or IMDB.

Random Links pt.9

2009-09-07T15:40:00.000-07:00

Wow I've had this blog for a while now and I only got 9 of these posts up? I should do these more often. Here you go peeps. Some random links for your enjoyment.

Gene Rychlak Jr Benching the world record 1010!
A quick way of getting the weather...
Is this the world's biggest shark steak?
No way! Dogs are totally awesome! They can really adapt.
Homeless people sometimes can be amusing.
What this? Tommy Oliver is all built now and wants to do MMA?
Physicists Create Perfect Coffee Mug That Keeps Perfect Temperature!
The 10 Weirdest Ice Cream Flavors in Existence!

New Template!

2009-09-07T15:37:00.000-07:00

I revamped Something To Blog. I liked the old look, but it was just an inconvenience to maintain. The new template is just one of the free ones tweaked a bit by me. Hope you dig it.

Super Smash Bros Melee (History of Master Hand)

2009-08-29T19:36:00.000-07:00

I was playing Super Smash Bros Melee today and have been attempting to unlock Mewtwo. Today is day 3 of my attempt. I have to play 700 VS. matches until Mewtwo challenges me. I was looking up some videos on Melee and came across this one. Very interesting, but im pretty sure a lot of the hardcore Nintendo fans already knew the history behind the Master Hand. Take a look!

(Video uploaded by CrappyCaptureDevice on youtube)

DJ AM Found Dead! (what a shame, he was a fat little jewish boy inside)

2009-08-28T16:50:00.000-07:00

Got news from a friend of mine literally 10min ago (DJ AM Found Dead). He called me knowing that I went to go see him at Coachella with Travis Barker. I have no comment at this time... download the FIX YOUR FACE MIX from Coachella and listen to him in tribute! You will be missed Adam Goldstein!

Evan Bourne WWE's Answer to Aj Styles

2009-08-25T16:05:00.000-07:00

I have been without cable for over a year now... I hate not being able to see Raw anymore. I have to make do with reading it on NODQ or just hearing about it. I was reading a PWI magazine and it had an article on Evan Bourne, the title was "The Bourne Ultimatum". It just talked about his debut on the WWE and how impressive his style is. I checked him out and I was impressed. He has basically the same style as Aj Styles does.

(CHECK OUT THE NEXT VIDEO FOR THE FOLLOW MATCH BETWEEN KNOX AND BOURNE)

I believe they have wrestled before on some development wrestling promotion, probably traveled and trained together. I really think this is an attempt to show TNA that the WWE can keep up with what the fans are asking for. CM Punk needs to step back... Evan Bourne is here! I hope Vince reads this, so he can push this guy soon before he becomes another waste of talent.

Joseph Gordon Levitt The New Joker?

2009-08-21T18:35:00.000-07:00

Rumor has it that Joseph Gordon Levitt star of 500 Days of Summer has been asked by Christopher Nolan to play the new Joker in his next Batman movie. Joseph Gordon Levitt has yet to give Nolan an answer. I read this and I couldn't believe it! I was shocked! Its gonna be sweet when someone looks this up and quotes me on it and gets in trouble for making such a claim. I made this up. My motive for making this up was because I really think Heath Ledger and Joseph Gordon Levitt look a like. Here are the facts!

1. They both have small eyes. o_o

2. They also have similar hair, not straight but kinda curly.

3. They kinda have similar jaw structures and cheek bones.

4. Finally uhh they both have similar smiles.

I really think Joseph Gordon Levitt has the ability to play a potential Joker in the future. That is if Nolan wanted to introduce him again. This is just wishful thinking. Perhaps there is some unknown actor out there who sounds and looks just Heath Ledger? I dunno... what do you all think?

Need a Smoke?

2009-08-21T17:58:00.001-07:00

Have you ever had a bad cigarette? I am almost certain you have. With so many brands out there and different blends its really hard to choose amongst them. I have two personal favorites that I have chosen after 4 years of smoking. I would like to say that I am not a heavy smoker, more of a social smoker. Lets get to the first one.

The first cigarette I ever smoked is still one of my favorites. I sometimes have a hard time smoking them because of the strong taste but its still worth it for that head change. Djarum Specials. They are blended with cloves, kinda reminds me of thanksgiving. The clove and tobacco combination give them a slow burn and a taste that is unforgettable. The head change is almost instantaneous. I remember that first hit made me feel so relaxed I almost felt like I had two shots of whiskey or something. Not something you wanna smoke when your drinking beer or hard alcohol. I haven't tried it with wine... might be good?

Moving on to my next favorite cigarette. Camel Crush. A new cigarette by Joe Camel. You can enjoy a smooth camel cigarette, then quickly change the taste to a fresh menthol flavor. I have had Newport's and I use to enjoy them a lot, only problem was that I wasn't always craving a menthol cigarette. The secret is in the filter. You pinch the filter in the center until you hear a click. You release a menthol liquid into the filter and you begin to taste the freshness. I enjoy the convenience of these cigarettes.

Those are my two favorite brands. Other two cigarettes you might see me with are either Marlboro lights or Camel Turkish silver. If im really broke I move down to the Pal Mall light cigarettes.

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Back from DA Dead... 0_o

2009-08-06T18:12:00.000-07:00

Ive been away for a while, been going through some stuff and trying to figure stuff out. Got tons of links and other posts that require a more personal touch. Here are the links, enjoy!

What Bruce Lee and other famous people would look like if they didn't die and aged...

My Little Pony Xenomorph (self explanatory)

The World's Most Advanced Bionic Arm

The worlds first lighter phone!

Woah some neat Freddie Kruger Shoes...

If you didn't think the shoes were enough, this guy wants to be Freddie Kruger... or Wolverine.

Damn this actually has its own website. Laser background on portraits.

Damn thats one sweet Taco Truck!

Who needs a bear skin rug when you got one of these?

Geeks are soo organized and keep this stuff in galleries. Kwik-E-Mart pics!

Some bizarre buildings...

Most unhealthy pizza ever!

So uhh Adolph Hitler had a stealth jet?

I can sure go for one of these Thai ice teas!

This one goes out to Hail Marry Jane! You ever smoke this?

Hahahahaha... omg hours were spent on this site, okay maybe just a couple of minutes.

Okay so everyone saw the Obama butt glance. Here is a different perspective.

Some serious vodka shot skills!

How to Convert downloaded videos to DVD

2009-07-23T21:44:00.000-07:00

I know you can rip your DVD's to your PC and burn them and make copies, easy stuff. I have a lot of movies from torrents and video clips from YouTube that I have been dying to watch on my 37" TV in the living room. I just haven't been able to find software that can do that. This buddy of mine told me to use ConvertXtoDVD. Works like a charm! I got to see Watchmen 4 days before it was available to the masses. On my 37" TV! Seriously big props to TRANEoneR! Everyone needs to get this! Here is a step by step process!

1. First off you have to download ConvertXtoDVD. I got the full version from a torrent. Now install it.

2. After installing, lunch the application and browse around to get a feel for it. Its very basic program. You should get the hang of it in 2min tops.

3. Alright after you launch convertXtoDVD go to file and click on add video file.

4. Then you click on convert. It should take about an hour depending on how long the movie is and the quality.

5. Afterwords it will give you the option to burn, the same place where it said convert it will say burn.

6. You can browse around and change the different menus it has and change the audio/video settings. Once the burn is complete sit back and enjoy your downloaded movies on your dvd player... or blu-ray!

Hope this tutorial works out for you people at home! I seriously love ConvertXtoDVD!

Yadda Yadda Its Hot Tonight!

2009-07-10T21:34:00.000-07:00

Damn its a hot night in California! I wish I was in Oregon or something. I have had one weak night. I cleaned up and did absolutely nothing. My roommate drank all my beer an yadda yadda yadda. Time for them links.

Why does Lily Allen insist on always being topless?

Remember 2 girls 1 cup? Well here are some parodies that have popped up around the web.

Why legalizing marijuana would help us get out of this economic crisis.

Slllooooowww popcorn being popped.

If you can looked past the adult advertisements check out this sweet cthulhu tattoo! I really want one!

Sometimes I hate being a wrestling fan, people often mistake me for one of these freaks. I'm a smark!

If you know about lolcats, your gonna love this!

Damn this is even worse then the pig Kermit.

Kinda reminds me of Mallrats, the gerbil up the ass.

Wow, he had to use a damn shotgun... this is what it looks like when it hits your foot.

Seriously I had no idea emo kids existed like this.

Damn I seriously wept when I heard the impact. Back flip gone totally wrong!

Wow did anyone ever watch the Watchmen Saturday Morning Cartoon show?

The effects of drugs on spiders.

No way!! Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker sex tape! probably fake?

Probably should have seen this before spending good money on Quarantine.