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The Noise In The Corner Of The Room

2012-01-27T02:12:00.000-08:00

There is a constant noise coming from withing the wall in the corner of my room. It keeps me awake at night so I started to think, "why haven't I posted this on my blog?" So here I am wide awake blogging about the noise. What could it be? My thoughts... a rat maybe? Could be some sort of a haunting? To be continued... Follow me on Twitter and reply to me with your guess of what "the noise" could be. Now download this movie and see what it does for you...

Coachella Day 4

2011-04-22T07:16:00.001-07:00

The final day is here. I start off by bringing down the tent. We gather our thing and have our last meal here at coachella. Once everything is packed we make our way into the venue for the last time. Surprisingly we get in quickly and enjoy our last day.

We catch Duran Duran who put on one hell of a show! Huge sound and loads of experience, they don't disappoint. then we catch The Strokes, great performers as well. They would be better if they just kept quiet. After them we close the night with Kanye West. Say what you will I know I do. He puts on one hell of a show! I find it hard to explain, so please look for footage on youtube or keep your eyes peeled for a coachella DVD or something soon.

Kane makes you believe that anything is possible. He himself says he's not that great of a singer (obviously) but hes still at the top. He inspires people as well as entertain. Thanks for the memories coachella. Its a harsh experience but worth the pain. Till next time, I will plan this third one a lot better. Bring it on Indio! Day 4 is over.

Coachella Day 3

2011-04-22T07:11:00.000-07:00

Today started off with some bad vibes. There was tension and it felt as if I had cabin fever, almost like a paranoid feeling. I think the combination of heat and a lack of cool air had gotten to me and I became frustrated. I would like to take this time to apologize to my cousin and girlfriend, thank you both for keeping your cool.

Later on before we headed into the venue I had my first shroom experience. Contrary to popular belief, everything seemed beautiful when they kicked in. If it wasn't for them I wouldn't have been pleasant to be around.

My experience was euphoric and I had complete control of who I was. To put simply I would like to quote a friend of mine. My buddy Justin said, "there's life, then there's life on shrooms". Everything is detailed and things seem to be "breathing". Lights seem like globes of colored water swirling around. It didn't help that they had this strange "mirage effect" in the air right above the water refill station. I thought I lost it but everyone else could see it too. What a relief?

I also ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in a long time. The same thing happened the last time I came to coachella. As the night comes to an end we make it to our tent and fall right asleep, the shrooms put you down like NyQuil. Day 3 is over.

Coachella Day 2

2011-04-22T07:02:00.000-07:00

The morning is brutal, hot & relentless. To take a shower you better be ready to wait a half hour to and hour. The Porta Potties are sweat boxes that leave memories you can't erase. After waking up with the heat as your alarm, the only thing on your mind is water. You hydrate and you eat. Then you wait & wait & wait...

After we get ready we spray ourselves with sun screen & make our way to the venue. The lines to get in are brutal clusters of ignorant fist pumping individuals. Don't get me wrong some of them were nice, but it just felt like assholes were everywhere. We get through the inspection easily all three days, (everyone seemed to have a good hiding spot) if you know what I mean.

Once inside we figured out who we wanted to see and started our journey. The heat is mostly what's on peoples minds, or at least it was on mine all the time. We looked forward to seeing Beardyman and Caifanes. I don't recall who else we saw? Like I said earlier, "everyone had a good hiding spot". The one show that stuck on my mind all 3 days was Beardyman! Thanks to him had a hard time listening to Caifanes and crystal castles. Everything and everyone sounded like dubstep.

As the night came to an end, my ears were bumping, my skin was burnt and I realized that during the night I was trampled. My jaw was very sore and I discovered bruises on my arms and some scratches on the top of my forehead. Day 2 is now over.

Coachella Day 1

2011-04-22T06:51:00.000-07:00

On the road to Coachella. My second time going. The feeling never changes. I'm always nervous and excited to be here. Upon arrival Libeth hands me a Stone Old Guardian, we drank it together. Warm bitter beer with high alcohol content. We got very buzzed from that Old Guardian and some other people realized they couldn't bring in glass bottles, so they handed us 6 Red Stripes! Drunk already and I haven't even set up camp yet.

They inspected the car to make sure we didn't bring anything illegal or not allowed on the camp grounds. Surprisingly the inspection was quick! If you really wanted to bring a huge bong and tons of drugs, you really could have. People did. I did. Maybe not tons but a good amount for 3 days!

We got settled into our 10 x 30 rectangular camping space. Dark and drunk as fuck I had to set up this huge tent and canopy. About an hour later maybe longer not sure, I finished the tent and canopy. After lots of frustration we finished and got in our tent and had something to eat. Before dinner we celebrated with a joint. We tried to go to sleep but everyone around us was awake partying. Mostly people playing beer pong... Day 1 officially over. Tomorrow Coachella!

Random Linksss post #15

2011-03-25T18:31:00.000-07:00

Random links, just a few because I gotta search for a tent big enough for 3. Coachella here we come! Tons of posts and pics when I get back from the desert!

Get on this one quick! Biggie Smalls Shirts for $10 Free shipping!

Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (search more of there videos, epic stuff)

Another poll by Hail Mary Jane... Which Jim Would You Smoke Out With?

Tetris Dress For the ladies!

Demon Souls 2! Get ready to die over and over again... again!

Is The Rock Back For Good?

2011-02-18T14:23:00.000-08:00

Been getting high as usual... probably why I don't surf the web as much and play games all day and watch netflix. The Rock returned on Monday Night Raw, I cant help but question his return. I grew up on The Rock and I need to know if he is back for good or only to host Wrestlemania? He said some things that make the fans think hes back for good.

Its obvious that its a bad idea for him to return but he is still in great shape and can probably do it for another 5 - 7 years. Watch the Great Ones return. Tell me what you think!!? Comments please!

The Rock Returns Part 1

The Rock Returns Part 2

(thanks for the videos MarcLovley)

Back From the Future

2010-02-02T19:55:00.000-08:00

Wow its been a while since I've blogged anything. My computer has been out of commission and with this recession I haven't been able to fix it. Busy paying bills and rent. Anyways enough about me lets get to some links...

9 Inventions that Prove Leonardo da Vinci Was a Supervillain.

Ah the NES! It's old but still great. And with a few mods and tweaks, it can get even better.

Animatronics reference

Homebrew pinball machine!

Make music using your old gameboy!

When you need to know something fast... use the pocket reference.

Refill required geek shirt!

Daft Master Punk T-Shirt! OMG WTF I want one!

So there you have it, another post with little effort. Its been a while, i promise more effort the next time.

7 Eleven...

2009-10-14T16:03:00.000-07:00

Its been about Eleven days since I posted something. Its also been 7 days since I have had a good day. I need to move out of my apartment soon and im running out of weed. I was sick last week and Ive been feeling kinda weak. I think I may have diabetes or some sort of B-12 shortage going on. Enough about me. Lets get to the links and stuff.

Torrents are sweet... sometimes File sharing sites can be better.

This guy is named "Andre the Cage"... you'll see.

Sweet pic, I already put it on tumblr. So like feel free to do it again.

Sweet cakes for Halloween.

Bad names for junk food...

Sweet Looking Watchmen Cakes!

Need to find a comic book store near you...?

Tumblr and More...

2009-10-02T16:23:00.001-07:00

I was starting to think that tumblr was sweet, I was also starting to think that social networking is dumb. I enjoy posting random crap here on blogspot, no one reads it but I really don't care. Tumblr gives you an incentive by letting you know how popular you are with every post. Tumblr is just another social networking piece of shit.

Korg microSAMPLER!

2009-09-19T01:38:00.000-07:00

Update on the Korg microSAMPLER. Well I watched the video. Here are the features. Unless you wanna watch the video then go right ahead.

* 37 key (Natural Touch Mini Keyboard with Velocity) \
* 8 user bank (A ~ H), 1 ROM bank
* 5 types of sampling (LOOP / ONE SHOT / GATE / AUTO NEXT / KEY GATE)
* Sample rates of 48kHz – 24kHz – 12kHz – 6kHz
* Approximately 160 seconds per one bank (Mono / 48kHz sampling rate at 159.7 seconds)
* Up to 14 voice poly (stereo / mono regardless)
* 64,000 note sequencer (one per bank notes (16,000 notes max in one pattern))
* 96 ticks / quarter note resolution (real-time recording)
* MIDI IN, OUT and USB
* DC9V or alkaline 6 x AA batteries = giving 3 hours battery life approximately
* 516 (W) x 238 (D) x 65 (H) mm
* Weight of 1.9kg
* Software editor for Windows: Microsoft Windows XP SP3 or later, Microsoft Windows Vista SP1 or later Mac: Mac OS X 10.4 or later

Random Stonednesss Post #11

2009-09-19T01:10:00.000-07:00

Like the description says, "just random links and stuff". So like enjoy the random links and stuff. Keeping it small, because I am stoned. No seriously. I'm baked. Like I am surprised I can type this well. Actually as I was typing, most of the words I typed were all underlined with the "red squiggle". Means I'm stoned. Yeah so give me feedback on the banner and overall appearance of my new template. I wanna try and keep one that will be remembered.

XP Phone now accepting pre-orders worldwide. Looks damn good.

Case-Mate offers $0.99 iPhone recession case...

KORG places an iPhone pocket in its microSAMPLER.

12 Cool Bench Ads!

Now thats a beer pong table!

Boxers before and after.

Now I gotta post some random pic of the day thing. Well no not really. I just started that with this post. I might do it form now on.

(click to view larger size)

30 Simpsons Newspaper Headlines!

2009-09-14T17:33:00.000-07:00

Here are 30 newspaper headlines that most people probably overlook when they are watching The Simpsons. Some of them are funny, some of them don't make sense and some of them are just downright nuts!

I'm Hungry, Now Check Out These Links!

2009-09-13T21:05:00.000-07:00

Sorry "No time for love Dr. Jones" now click on the links and "re-interest" yourself.

Awesome Pacman Game Chair Design! Careful he bites...

An exciting scene from the new Star Tours at Disneyland!

Jules Laptop Decals Keep Bad Eyes Away.

Snow White Vinyl Decals For Your Laptop.

Weird Teddy Bear USB Flash Drive

Frank Mir "I Can Beat Fedor"

Breaking news: Jeff Hardy arrested

New Order Rare Blue Monday Japanese Vinyl!

2009-09-13T20:46:00.000-07:00

Damn! I was just looking for some New Order vinyl and all of a sudden the first thing to pop up was this $1,500.00 Japanese copy! I guess its rare! Here are the details and some pics! I wonder if anyone is willing purchase this for the price. I know if I was rolling in dough I would probably be a sucker and buy it. (here's the link)

New Order Blue Monday JAPAN ONLY PROMO 7” Joy Division
Description

For sale is a copy of the unbelievably rare Japanese promo 7” of Blue Monday/Confusion from 1983. Made by Nippon Columbia to promote New Order’s first releases in Japan, only 25 were ever manufactured. Today it is considered by many collectors to be the Holy Grail of New Order rarities.

Three things in particular make this item unique and particularly sought after.

1) It has totally unique sleeve art - a grey-on-yellow tilted Factory symbol.

2) This is the only 100% official version of Blue Monday to be made on 7” format - all others in the UK and elsewhere were manufactured on 12” (although there was a quasi/unoffical Polish Tonpress 45).

3) Perhaps most importantly, this record offers a completely unique mix of the song - a Blue Monday edit timing 4:09, as opposed to 7-minute+ standard version.

Finally, a potentially fourth unique aspect of this record is that it uniquely pairs the A-side with Confusion on the flip.

All in all, an essential collectible!!

Random Links pt.9

2009-09-07T15:40:00.000-07:00

Wow I've had this blog for a while now and I only got 9 of these posts up? I should do these more often. Here you go peeps. Some random links for your enjoyment.

Gene Rychlak Jr Benching the world record 1010!
A quick way of getting the weather...
Is this the world's biggest shark steak?
No way! Dogs are totally awesome! They can really adapt.
Homeless people sometimes can be amusing.
What this? Tommy Oliver is all built now and wants to do MMA?
Physicists Create Perfect Coffee Mug That Keeps Perfect Temperature!
The 10 Weirdest Ice Cream Flavors in Existence!

Joseph Gordon Levitt The New Joker?

2009-08-21T18:35:00.000-07:00

Rumor has it that Joseph Gordon Levitt star of 500 Days of Summer has been asked by Christopher Nolan to play the new Joker in his next Batman movie. Joseph Gordon Levitt has yet to give Nolan an answer. I read this and I couldn't believe it! I was shocked! Its gonna be sweet when someone looks this up and quotes me on it and gets in trouble for making such a claim. I made this up. My motive for making this up was because I really think Heath Ledger and Joseph Gordon Levitt look a like. Here are the facts!

1. They both have small eyes. o_o

2. They also have similar hair, not straight but kinda curly.

3. They kinda have similar jaw structures and cheek bones.

4. Finally uhh they both have similar smiles.

I really think Joseph Gordon Levitt has the ability to play a potential Joker in the future. That is if Nolan wanted to introduce him again. This is just wishful thinking. Perhaps there is some unknown actor out there who sounds and looks just Heath Ledger? I dunno... what do you all think?

Back from DA Dead... 0_o

2009-08-06T18:12:00.000-07:00

Ive been away for a while, been going through some stuff and trying to figure stuff out. Got tons of links and other posts that require a more personal touch. Here are the links, enjoy!

What Bruce Lee and other famous people would look like if they didn't die and aged...

My Little Pony Xenomorph (self explanatory)

The World's Most Advanced Bionic Arm

The worlds first lighter phone!

Woah some neat Freddie Kruger Shoes...

If you didn't think the shoes were enough, this guy wants to be Freddie Kruger... or Wolverine.

Damn this actually has its own website. Laser background on portraits.

Damn thats one sweet Taco Truck!

Who needs a bear skin rug when you got one of these?

Geeks are soo organized and keep this stuff in galleries. Kwik-E-Mart pics!

Some bizarre buildings...

Most unhealthy pizza ever!

So uhh Adolph Hitler had a stealth jet?

I can sure go for one of these Thai ice teas!

This one goes out to Hail Marry Jane! You ever smoke this?

Hahahahaha... omg hours were spent on this site, okay maybe just a couple of minutes.

Okay so everyone saw the Obama butt glance. Here is a different perspective.

Some serious vodka shot skills!

Yadda Yadda Its Hot Tonight!

2009-07-10T21:34:00.000-07:00

Damn its a hot night in California! I wish I was in Oregon or something. I have had one weak night. I cleaned up and did absolutely nothing. My roommate drank all my beer an yadda yadda yadda. Time for them links.

Why does Lily Allen insist on always being topless?

Remember 2 girls 1 cup? Well here are some parodies that have popped up around the web.

Why legalizing marijuana would help us get out of this economic crisis.

Slllooooowww popcorn being popped.

If you can looked past the adult advertisements check out this sweet cthulhu tattoo! I really want one!

Sometimes I hate being a wrestling fan, people often mistake me for one of these freaks. I'm a smark!

If you know about lolcats, your gonna love this!

Damn this is even worse then the pig Kermit.

Kinda reminds me of Mallrats, the gerbil up the ass.

Wow, he had to use a damn shotgun... this is what it looks like when it hits your foot.

Seriously I had no idea emo kids existed like this.

Damn I seriously wept when I heard the impact. Back flip gone totally wrong!

Wow did anyone ever watch the Watchmen Saturday Morning Cartoon show?

The effects of drugs on spiders.

No way!! Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker sex tape! probably fake?

Probably should have seen this before spending good money on Quarantine.

Late night Links...

2009-07-08T23:14:00.000-07:00

Lots of links tonight. I smoked out and got bored. Had top surf and find lots of sweet links! Enjoy!

This guy makes a sweet ukulele out of matchsticks.

This guy got creative and picked a sweet canvas to make his art.

Tired of carrying around a lot club cards? Just have one for them all!

Learn some slang words, in Spanish!

Top 10 Ways to Re-purpose Your Old iPod.

16 Essential ‘As Seen On TV’ Products for Pot Smokers.

Some bizarre painting of President Obama.

Wire Frame Subaru Impreza Illusion.

Seriously this guy is out of his mind!

Top 26 Homemade Smoking Devices!

2009-07-04T22:59:00.000-07:00

Happy 4th of July everyone! Hope everyone had fun blowing shit up! I have composed of a list of the top 26 homemade smoking devices! So brace yourself... Actually, its not much of a list. More of like 26 pictures! Enjoy! I know I got a grip of ideas!

Thats the top 26 folks. I'm probably gonna try and make something I'm proud of. Tell me witch one of these you all liked? Peace!

Thriller Zombie! R.I.P MJ...

2009-06-25T17:30:00.000-07:00

Yo its theecarlos postin' some random links here at Something To Blog! Follow my blog with bloglovin´! Everyone's heard already, R.I.P Michael Jackson... I heard he was gonna go on tour in London, I also heard he was gonna still do it as the Thriller Zombie.

Canned Fish Mouths and 13 other strange canned foods... try that Andrew Zimmern!

Iron Wolf Truck! I guess he's a Decepticon.

The Oxford students naked charity calendar, What thee eff?

Piano-Playing Otter... 0_o I can't feel my brain!

When animals get stoned!

Incredible Tiny Swiss gun... actually works!

Damn Karl, I didn't know you let your hair grow that long!

Totally dope scrabble keyboard! Damn I need a new keyboard...

This is totally bonkers! Almost looks like something I saw on Mythbusters?

Bizarre Vending Machines! I swear we need some of these out here in Cali! PIZZA!

It's pizza at the touch of a button. That's the idea behind this pizza vending machine. The machine's designers have high hopes for it, hoping to launch it across Europe and the United States. It costs $6.00 for a 9" pizza! Not bad...Great if your stoned! Pizza is done in 2min.

Random Links Pt.8! (I need some Dinner)

2009-06-20T19:54:00.000-07:00

Damn I'm hungry! Flight of the Conchords straight up BAD ASS. links on the way my fellow readers!

Good lookin' out Willy Santos! Willy says its official. Go Skateboarding Day June 21!

Uhh I guess this is the real life Robocop? I say nope.com

Sweet stone mouse concept. I dunno if its real or not.

Looney Toons go on killing spree... I knew Daffy would crack soon!

Fame - A graffiti documentary: Miami Style (for you n00bs who don't know what tagger's are about)

HAHAHAH I knew that Robert Pattinson was hiding something.

Well you all better get your running shoes on and a lot of ammo, because its zombie season! 28 Months Later...

People that look like Dave Gahan Pt.1

2009-06-20T19:41:00.000-07:00

Alright this ones gonna be somewhat of a first. I googled this and I found no one blogging about weather or not Dave Gahan looks like anybody. So here we go. I really believe that Dave Gahan looks like freaking Shia Labeouf.

Here are the facts:

Fact 1. Same short style hair.

Fact 2. Same bug eyes...(eye shape)

Fact 3. Same pointy nose, (don't sue me Labeouf/Gahan)

Fact 4. Same face shape... uhh

Thats it! I figured it out. Shia Labeouf is Dave's son! He must have done it with a chick while touring with Depeche Mode, then forgot about her and she never made a big deal about it because she knew the kid would be talented. So she just keeps her mouth shut while Labeouf brings in the greenbacks. Nah that's probably not true. Oh well what you all think?

People that look like Morrissey Pt.3

2009-06-20T18:55:00.000-07:00

Alright looks like no one gave two ~~shits~~ about my other posts regarding Morrissey. Pt.1 and Pt.2 have no comments or even input. Well this time people must agree. It was on TMZ for ~~fucksake~~! Alright if you don't know about Danny Boyle well then tough luck. Nah I'm just kidding, click here and learn.

Alright here are the facts:

Fact 1. They have basically the same eyebrows.

Fact 2. Same basic face shape.

Fact 3. Same freaky awkward smile.

Fact 4. They are both Irish/English.

Fact 5. They both usually have the same haircut.

As far as im concerned they were ~~fuckin'~~ separated at birth. No contest, this MOFO is the closest thing we got to the MOZ! Viva Boyle!

Top 7 Reasons Why Carlton Banks Is a Legend!

2009-06-19T19:29:00.000-07:00

Alright everyone has seen Fresh Prince of Bell Air, everyone should know who Carlton Banks is. If not let me refresh your memory and click on this link. His real name is Alfonso Ribeiro, he is actually not black, he is Dominican (as you can probably tell from his name). Here are the Top 7 reasons why Carlton Banks is a legend!

1.) Carton Banks was in a Pepsi commercial with Michael Jackson, and out danced him.

2.) Carlton Banks did not learn how to strip,he was born knowing how.

3.) At the age of 13 Carlton Banks introduced a learn how to break dance video, he also introduced the break mat.

4.) Carton Banks was born with the ability to dance faster than any human on earth.

5.) Carlton Banks was immortalized on a T-Shirt without even asking, it needs no name. People just know who he is.

6.) Carlton has this ~~healthy~~ un-healthy obsession with pretending to be Tom Jones.

7.) Carlton Banks can do it all. He is a two-time winner of the Toyota Pro/Celebrity Race.

Add on to the list if you can think of any more... comments are welcome.

Cassette Tape Art!

2009-06-17T22:38:00.001-07:00

I am seriously inspired! Great artwork! This guy showcases a number of portraits of musicians made out of recycled cassette tapes with original cassettes. Also included are portraits made from old film and reels. I really want the Ian Curtis frame! You gotta check out his flicker and his website!

One Crazy Weekend...

2009-06-15T20:00:00.000-07:00

Wow been away looking for Something to Blog. Its been a couple of days. Had a crazy party over the weekend, got a little sick. Its all good now. Had some time to look for some random links. Enjoy em'.

What If Predator Was A Little Bit Gay?

Neat melting ice cream truck sculpture.

Freaking furniture made to look like stones!

USB iPod Memory Stick... (looks kinda cute)

Make your own free iPod! (out of paper)

A penguin that can play ping pong! Freakin' beer pong champ!

How to change spark plugs... because my dad never tought me.

Japan Completes Life-Sized Gundam Statue (nuff said)

Student Makes Barrel Monster, Gets Arrested... what a dope.

Sesame Street - Dogs bake homemade bread... damn them dogs give me the creeps.

Hello Kitty anti-virus software... 0_o

Random Links For All!

2009-06-05T20:02:00.000-07:00

I bought a vaporizer yesterday. Also it was my 3 year anniversary. Had a couple of drinks with my girl and some friends. It was a good day. Now I got a couple of random links for your pleasure. Enjoy!

Funny Ass Botch... mean head trauma.

Kurt Angle makes 500pounds fly over the ring with an angleslam!

CANADIAN DESTROYER!!!

Cena deserves it, I don't even know why John Cena spit at Brock Lesnar?

A Cardboard Computer: The Recompute PC.

National Doughnut Day!! Dammit click here to learn more! I wish I knew sooner!

Shark attack wetsuits! Damn I love this blog now!

Mix an Exploding Drink... very neat.

This is why I am vegetarian (~~Fucking~~ disgusting)

Rolling a Joint Basic joint rolling tips.

Dr. Pepper... Attack of the Clones!

2009-05-24T15:40:00.000-07:00

I love Dr. Pepper! Undoubtedly my favorite soda! I occasionally drink RC Cola but that's another story. I have come across all sorts of clones of Dr. Pepper. I guess to offer people a cheap substitute. Nonetheless they are really close in taste to the real thing. I was surprised to see such a little amount of clones... Oh well here is the list.

Dr. Chek
Dr. Joe's
Dr. Perfect
Dr. Slice
Dr. Thunder
Dr. Wells
Dr. Rocket
Dr. Shaw's
Dr. Skipper
Dublin Dr. Pepper
Mr. Pibb
Pibb Xtra
Dr. Fine
Dr. Tops
Dr. W
Dr. Zeppa
Dr. Smooth
Dr. Riffic
Dr. Lynn
Dr. S
Dr. K
Nehi

TOTAL = 22 Clones

I searched for a while and this is what I came up with. If anyone out there can add to this list comment on this post. I think we will end up finding tons more! Some of them have info on wiki, some are just too obscure. Enjoy!

(source polariswatercraft, freezepop, wikipedia)

Can the Death Star Really Destroy Planets?

2009-05-22T19:47:00.000-07:00

Exactly how powerful is the Death Star? With a little bit of physics and a little bit of math, we can determine just how much power you would need in order to blow up a planet.

Let's start with what we know. The Death Star is capable of destroying any inhabitable planet in the galaxy, blasting it into rubble and hurling the rubble into space at fantastic speeds. This is one of the central defining events of the Star Wars trilogy. In fact, not only did we see the planet Alderaan destroyed in a cataclysmic explosion, but we also saw Han Solo arrive a few minutes later, only to see nothing but a light "meteor shower." This indicates that not only was the planet destroyed, but most of its mass was already dispersed far away from its original location. (Full Article)

(Source Ivan Jaime)

Random Stoner Post

2009-05-16T20:55:00.000-07:00

Well having myself a smooth "three-day weekend"... Lit myself up and prepared for an interesting night. Before I do though I got some random post's Ive been meaning to share.

Cameo of Hugh Laurie ("House M.D.") who plays Rachel's neighbor on the plane...

Make an Iron Man Arc Reactor

Chic Japanese lighters awesome!

20 Worst Action Film Stars of All Time

ari menthol 10 · "newport"

People that Look Like Morrissey pt2

2009-04-11T20:36:00.000-07:00

I told you another one was on its way! Here is one of my favorites. After watching Walk the Line. I wondered what it would be like if Morrissey died (jumping for joy)? Then again I don't wish any harm on the 49 year old ~~virgin~~, vegetarian, a-sexual, flamboyant vocalist. Wow, he would probably have some very... "un-interesting" things to say (I blacked out the virgin part because I really can't assume that... also copyright stuff). Anyways kinda trailing off here. Joaquin Phoenix is the man I'm talking about.

Reason 1: Eyebrows are very similar.

Reason 2: Somewhat same style butt chin.

Reason 3: The nose is also very similar.

Reason 4: ~~Fuck~~ that they are both the same!

Joaquin is Morrissey and Morrissey is Joaquin!

Discussions are welcome. Talk shit about my theories but keep in my mind... people agree with me. Now excuse me for "I am gonna smoke a clip and be on my way".

Circuit Bent thing of the day

2009-04-11T20:27:00.000-07:00

So lately I have been told that I should sample baby toys. I spent about a good 20min. messing with this little bucket that makes sounds by fisher price. It had about 5 samples in it. You could loop any one of those samples and add a beat maybe slow em down and chop em up? With a little talent you can end making something totally original and fresh. Circuit bending is where its at. Ive been browsing youtube for bent toys... I have found a few that are of interest. Maybe I will start making this a daily post thing? Just to keep up appearances. Check this one out!

Totally Bananas Circuit bent Casio SA-5 keyboard

People that Look Like Morrissey pt1

2009-03-18T17:39:00.001-07:00

I don't know but usually I think that a lot of people look a like. More or less I tend to make connections, sometimes im right and sometimes im way off! My friends sometimes agree and sometimes they just give me a lot ~~shit~~ for thinking that in the first place.

Well tell me STB readers. Am I right about this one? I along with a a thousand other teens listened to a lot of ~~shitty~~ music growing up. One of them being New Found Glory. I also listen to The Smiths and Morrissey.

Just recently I heard a music video for a new NFG song and I saw the singer and he reminded me a lot of MOZ. Check it out!Am I seeing things or do they share similar features? Such as the forehead and the eyebrows. Also the nose looks similar.

I won't say they are identical, but let me know if those connections are somewhat close. Please overzealous MOZ fans don't talk ~~shit~~ to me. I am not trying to dishonor Patrick... if I was trying to dishonor him I would post something like this.

Ok well whats the verdict? Post comments or send me threatening emails. Tell me if he looks similar. If not I got more people that looks like Morrissey (pt2 coming soon).

(UPDATE) Damn I actually searched on Google if anyone has made the comparison before... those overzealous fans have! Oh well. Let me hear what the rest of you think anyway.

Random Postin'

2009-03-14T16:34:00.000-07:00

More random posting, in other news St. Patrick's Day is coming. Anyone ready for some Irish Car bombs? How about Watchmen, anyone see that flick? I know I did. I got a better question. How many of you actually read the book before seeing it? You had to read this one, I mean its a comic book for ~~FUCK~~SAKE. Eh never mind, random links is much more interesting.

- A wine cellar fit for a superhero!

- A quick guide to proper wine Etiquette...

- I wanna be a tree... (Rare Skin Diseases)

- Nice temporary tattoos, failblog.com

- Hahahahahha...

- Tips and tricks for your symbian mobile device :D

- Holy Crap someone tore my USB cable in half!!

Fisher Price Says "Islam Is The Light"

2009-02-21T15:52:00.000-08:00

I found this at work last year during Christmas. A co-worker of mine told me about it. I did not believe him. He said it was on the news, he activated the doll and sure enough the baby spoke "Islam is the Light". I found this in another blog. Great comments by Dave.

It never ceases to amaze me the ignorance and intolerance of the 6 day atheistic "Christians". You claim that a doll babbling something that might say something you don't agree with is evil and should be stopped, but you are okay with the ritual annual worship of a fat guy throwing toys at kids once a year from his magic sleigh pulled by reindeer as a representation of Christ's birth and then in the spring you think it's okay for kids to run around looking for multicolored eggs that were laid by a magic bunny and the eggs are somehow chocolate and hatch into marshmallow peeps and this is a representation of the rebirth of Christ after his crucifixion.

All those things are fine and the doll is misleading? I don't know about anyone else, but I know that I will raise my kids to learn truth. I won't hide religion behind crazy stories of elves with lists that spy on your kids year round so they can tell the magic bunny how many keebler elves he needs to put to work in his cookie mines to feed the obese masses the "religion" they claim to follow. Get over yourselves and realize that IF the doll says one thing that is Islamic, it is a FAR cry from the EVIL that Christianity has allowed into the world through the defiling of the true religion and the name of Christ.

Posted by: Dave | February 14, 2009 at 06:32 AM

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Random Links "Return of the Links"

2009-02-17T19:11:00.000-08:00

Yes I am back with more Random links. I hope you enjoy!

The Most Disturbing Animals On Earth...

9 Real Life Mad Scientists.

No… Japan REALLY Loves Obama.

5 Actual Porno Movies That Are Based On Video Games.

Brutally Honest Beer Labels.

A Tribute to Fallen Sodas.

Great Moments in Al Bundy and Hot Chicks.

thisiswhyyourefat.com (self explanatory)

Deep Fried heart attack!

Random Links Strikes Back!

2009-02-16T22:15:00.000-08:00

Ok so I have been away from the computer for too long. I just downloaded the Daft Punk Discography. Check it out if you have the chance!

Also It looks like random links strikes again! so enjoy some random linksssss!!

FROM BEYOND (1986) rare extended transformation scene

Sound Burger: Portable Record Player

The 7 Creepiest Real-Life Robots

Cell Phones Are Evil

Top 10 Barely-Legal Gadgets for the Modern Spy

2 QUARTS OF 87 OCTANE GASOLINE REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!

2008-07-17T18:03:00.000-07:00

CLICK HERE NOW!

Oh yes, gasoline and bees. What an amazing combination. Just a couple of days ago we had a bee infestation, they attacked this old couch I use to have. Sadly it was too old and was just too big to have in my room. I left it out by the garage, and the bees decided to make it there new home. I took a cue from this guy and smoked them out! Sorry I didn't take any pics!

Dinnnnerrrr

2007-10-05T23:32:00.000-07:00

Well here you have it. Ive been gone for a while and most of you are still clicking on my ads and reading up on my posts (I hope). Ive been trying to adjust to having a roommate and I have also my new job. More responsibilities as I get older... I have come to realize I cannot live on blogging alone. I use to blog constantly, even though my popularity was not as high as other bloggers nor did I have a fan base.

The love of blogging grew for me and became almost an addiction. I had to blog and have many posts. All of them had to looking great and had to be full of great content.

I have been going out more often and trying to live outside my desk and away from my computer. Something to Blog still calls out to me sometimes and I have just now been trying to get adjusted to blogging. I was looking through break and found some great videos hope you all enjoy!

I would like to see him build a whole house that way.

Little guy never saw it coming.

The Worlds Greatest Jump Roper (nuff said)

Little did they know that they were dealing with Super Squirrel.

The French should stick to firing old baguettes, much safer.

This video demonstrates how vulnerable a combination lock can be.

Sick Whiffle Ball Pitcher

Donnie Yen Parody Fight Scene

If you wanna see more fights that these kids made click here.

LEGO Volvo Car!

2007-04-28T01:31:00.000-07:00

Wow! Some serious labor must have gone into this! I probably would have given up once I figured it really wouldn't be a car. If that art cannot be appreciated then how about this guys crazy art... Mark Jenkins.

The Ivan Special

2007-04-09T23:46:00.000-07:00

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: 1v4n
Date: Apr 9, 2007 8:48 PM

Take two eggs, four tortillas, a pint of Clorox, and white rice.
If you drink that, you're retarded. That's not the 'Ivan Special'. Four tortillas? Too damn much!

The next time you're at In-N-Out, ask 'em for an 'Ivan Special'!

Paper Link!

2007-04-04T21:21:00.000-07:00

check out this Zelda paper craft. Just print out the two image files below, grab some glue and you can have your own Link statue. (source)

Free Ringtones

2007-04-02T23:54:00.000-07:00

When I get high I have fun making ringtones... Here are some I've made, any request's are welcome. Keep downloading them after a couple of downloads its a permanent link. Otherwise gotta re-upload. Probably too blown to re-upload em' so it might be a while.

Daft Punk - Derezzed Ringtone

Joy Division - Digital Ringtone

Crystal Castles - Intimate Ringtone

Millencolin - No Cigar Ringtone

Crystal Castles - Vietnam Ringtone

If you don't have a smart phone or a phone that connects via USB got to this site (Fun For Mobile) to have them text it to you. It allows you to upload wallpaper that you made or ringtones that you have made right to your phone. I used this service way back when I couldn't afford a smart phone.

Not Found?

2007-04-02T23:11:00.000-07:00

PRIVACY POLICY Ah you see I do have a policy. I blog about anything I want. I credit all my sources (please do credit me ~~if any of my posts are original~~). Below you will read a brief blog about what happened to me when someone hacked my blog and ~~FUCKED SHIT~~ UP! Oh well That was then this is now. That's my policy.

"The requested URL was not found on the server. Please visit the Blogger Homepage or the Blogger Knowledge Base for further assistance."

This is the message I received when I tried to view my blog today. I think I am a victim of a hacker. I've shut down my own blog twice already because other things kept on coming up and I didn't have time for my blog. So I got rid of it. Now that I've decided to keep my blog no matter what.. It gets hacked. This is a screen shot of the error message.

I then made a second blog with the exact same name and only one of them works... As you can see I had posted my 101th post. Now they are all gone, but if you have any question on my old blogs I will bring them back up.

Here is another screen shot of the new blogs. I think this is more encouraging for me to post more often. Or post a couple times and make them really good.